RobOnt Dot Net

Well we the fine second class citizens of the world were finally deemed worthy enough to receive our iPads, and receive it I did. I am a hopeless gadget junkie as anyone that knows me will attest, but I didn’t actually buy this thing for myself, but picked it up for the lovely Mrs. Ont who spends a couple of hours each day on the train. Opened it up and started playing with it and I totally get the appeal of the thing now. I wasn’t completely sold on it before but I have to admit, surfing on this thing is awesome. I keep a laptop around me for when I watch tv, so I can surf and tune in or tune out, this thing would definitely make a good replacement for that laptop. But we’ll see… I always get excited when I get something new.. mind you, I don’t think I’ll get to play with much once it gets home…. S’alright, WWDC is just over a week away, obviously the new iPhone gets announced, and that’s on the must buy list, but apparently there are rumblings of a $99 Apple TV unit. If they turn out to be true that price point might coax me into picking one up. I am an iDouche.. I know… and aren’t iWords fucking annoying? They are.. don’t argue.. that’s why I use them… cuz iCan and iSuck

Hey… I dunno who Hayley Williams is, but.. wait.. that’s a lie.. I know who she is. Now anyway, apparently she’s some singer of some emo band that made the unfortunate mistake of leaving a topless pic where someone could find it, and they did, and it got posted, and apparently now she’s mad… grrrrrr. look at me.. I’m all emo cuz you saw my boobies… grrrrrrr

Put down the black lipstick darling, your boobies look fine. There’s nothing to be mad about. I also think all girls need to post pix of their boobies online so when they’re like 60 something and the boobies are looking not so great, you have something to look at and go “See, I did look good nekkid”…. No one listens to me though.. they should.. I know of what I speak when it comes to boobies… and with that… go have a nice weekend.. it’ll do you good…