November 2006 Archives
OK so a while back I ditched the forums and celeb sex tape list. People have been asking about both so I've brought them back. Both are not complete yet but will be soon so goooo crazy kids :)
OK this is it... I'm posting these and then I'm done with Britney's cooch for a while...
Last night apparently, this time without Paris.... Do not EVEN fucking tell me she doesn't love the attention and that this isn't completely on purpose.... Now Brit.. step it up a bit.. Now that we've all seen your clam let's see what you can do with it...
Not at all the usual for this site... but I had to post a link to this cuz I just can not fucking fathom how someone could do this to an innocent child. I fucking hate people some days....
Sooo someone is claiming to have more Brit sex tape stuff:
Here's the tape that the capture come from:
"Britney Sex Tape" 9.45 meg Windows Media
It is of course fake, but I will none the less wait for the inevitable comment from the ass that doesn't read screaming it's a fake ;-) So are we sick of the Britney shit yet?
So the other day I asked Britney for some better upskirt shots and wouldn't you know, low and behold she provided them:
Thank you for providing us what I asked you for Brit!!! Not to sound ungrateful or anything but I asked you for the sex tape in that post as well so could you provide that as well??? Thanks!!!!
Now for the rest of you, (don't read this part Britney), you gotta think she wanted these out huh? I mean the first shots really didn't show much, but then to go out AGAIN with no panties and a short skirt? Definitely wanted us to see it I think....
OK so next Monday night is my 37th birthday and RobOnt Radio night.. sooooo I'm doing a B-day show no matter what (and thankfully my brutha FANDICK has offered his services if I run into a jam for a co-host again )... Hopefully Jason's work settles down so him and Dan can be there for what I'm sure will be me drinking myself into an oblivion ;-) Ohhh and the young ladies that said they were calling in/webcaming in the chat room are MORE than welcome next week... as are any other ladies I know or don't ;-)
K now breathe deep, cuz apparently there's a Jessica Simpson sex tape. Let's hope THIS one turns out to be true :)
Spoke to Jason a little while earlier and he can't make it tonight so another week without RobOnt Radio... Sorry kids....
Soooooo Brit says no sex tape starts hanging out with Paris, gives us an upskirt with panties, and nooooooow it would seem she has learned from our dear friend Paris and has lost the panties. Wanna see?? Of course you do:
OK Brit... time for the sex tape... you know you wanna do it... And a better upskirt please while your at it.
OK so Dlisted has posted links to it already, soooo the Screech sex tape is out there on RapidShare. Basically what's up on that site is about 475 megs separated into 5 archives, here are the links:
http://rapidshare.com/files/4271039/Screech.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/4274984/Screech.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/4278942/Screech.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/4283562/Screech.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/4289056/Screech.part5.rar
Ohh look someone was kind enough to upload a 78 meg version of it ;-)
Screech Smaller Version 76 megs Windows Media on RapidShare....
Soooooo another After Dan Leaves So It Usually Sux episode under our belt BUT this time we were saved!!! Robin Bougie director of "The Cumming of Jizzus" (you know the XXX Live Action retelling of the story of Jesus) calls in to discuss the film and manages to convert us ;-) Our buddy Paul from The No Name Show calls in to discuss the latest celeb porn gossip as well as his Thongs For Thanksgiving thing. We talked about the Kramer story that broke over the weekend and managed to stay out of trouble with the bossman over at ThereIsNoRadio.com... And hell our chatroom was packed last night and even had.... wait for it... wait for it.... TWO lovely ladies in it at once so it wasn't the usual sausage fest that is our show. Of course our lil hottie Jen and her friend Shay wouldn't get on cam for us.. which is probably a good thing cuz that would have made for a lot of silence.. but they swore to be back next week together on cam and calling in... which has got me dieing for next weeks show already.... but before I get ahead of myself:
RobOnt Radio 11-20-2006 - The Cumming of Jizzus (1/2 clip from the show)
RobOnt Radio 11-20-2006 The Whole Show
Thanks to everyone that listened live last night and especially to those of you that showed up in the chat room to play along. It's nice to see that level of interaction! Hope to see you all back next week (as well as a few more of you ;-) ). Show links after the jump:
Yep another Monday, another edition of RobOnt Radio Live this evening on ThereIsNoRadio.com.... And hopefully this evening if all goes right we'll be interviewing the director of The Cumming of Jizzus. For those of you not up on your in production porn, The Cumming of Jizzus is the "hardcore retelling of the life of Jesus". Yes people think The Passion of The Christ with real xxx passion and less all that annoying Aramaic and religious drivel.... Buckle in kiddies, this might be a good one ;-)
As usual 1-888-RobOnt1 if you wanna call, show@robontradio.com if you wanna email or join us in the fucking chat room!!!(ohhh and bring your webcam if you feel so motivated, it does support video) And don't forget, listen live on ThereIsNoRadio.com tonight between 7-9 eastern.
And for those of you that haven't seen the Courtney Love nudes floating around this morning, here they are.....
I know I know, who the FUCK is Zahra Amir Ebrahimi?!?!?!? I asked the same question, but luckily the fella who sent me the video also sent me a Daily Mail article about the young lady in question which reads:
She has been dubbed Iran's Paris Hilton after appearing in a sex video on the internet.
But while Paris's exploits propelled her to worldwide stardom, Zahra Amir Ebrahimi faces ruin, a public lashing and even a jail term.
Ebrahimi is one of the best-known actresses in the strict Islamic country and made the 20-minute sex tape privately with her boyfriend on a camcorder at the flat they shared two years ago.
Unbeknown to her, it was posted on the internet and widely released as a DVD - angering millions in Iran.
Her boyfriend, who has not been named by the authorities in Tehran, is suspected of distributing the material illegally.
He has fled to Dubai and if caught and returned, faces three years in jail and a £6,000 fine for offending public morality.
Now 25-year-old Ebrahimi faces the disgrace of a court case, has been dropped from the top-rated soap where she played a morally upstanding young woman, and has been forced to deny rumours she attempted suicide.
The scale of the scandal has meant Tehran's hardline chief prosecutor Saeed Mortazavi has intervened, ordering a special investigation.
Ebrahimi had been on the verge of landing a number of top roles on Iranian TV dramas.
But with sex outside marriage strictly forbidden in Iran she is being shunned by TV and film companies.
She said this week: "I just want to tell my country's people I am alive. I am thinking about the strength of Iranian women and will defend the respect of the girls and women of my nation."
Iranian police said the motive of Ebrahimi's boyfriend for making the video public was unclear.
Every broadcast in Iran, whether on television or in the cinema, is censored but the country's rulers can do little to stop individuals posting on the net.
While the actress has not been officially named in Iran, her name is on everyone's lips as her identity has become common knowledge through internet chat rooms.
An Iranian police official said: "A full report of the film has been sent to the state prosecutor."
The actress has been a victim of the growth in illegal copying and distribution of private films in Iran. A television presenter was recently sacked for being videoed dancing with a bride he was not related to at a wedding.
The fate of Ebrahimi is a far cry from the experience of celebrity hotel heiress Paris Hilton and her former film-producer boyfriend Rick Salomon.
Her sex video - shot five years ago when she was 21 - spread like wild fire on the internet and rocketed her to stardom in America and Britain after Salomon allegedly cashed in by leaking the tape.
When the tape appeared, her family launched a scathing attack on him, claiming she had been drugged and was unaware what was happening as he filmed their sex romp.
Now she has had to hire top Hollywood agents to handle the flood of offers of work.
Paris already has a successful career as a model and a singer and has launched a cosmetics range.
One agent said: "A sex video would be a train wreck for some people but it has done nothing but help Paris."
The same thing can hardly be said for Zahra Amir Ebrahimi - whose fledgling career has spectacularly hit the buffers.
So there you go and here you go:
Zahra Amir Ebrahimi Sex Tape 30.9 Meg Windows Media (members, as usual there's a higher quality version on your site)
So Monday night the boys did an "interview" with Py Kim Conant author of the book Sex Secrets Of An American Geisha...... I swear we started off with the noblest of intentions... Here we had a chick that wanted to talk about sex and how to keep your man satisfied sexually, I mean you can't get more inline topically with the site than that right??? Well what followed is probably the cringiest half hour of "radio" we've done... and coming from us, THAT my friends is a booooooold statement.
RobOnt Radio 11-13-2006 The Py Kim Incident
RobOnt Radio 11-13-2006 The Whole Show
We pass a milestone today, there are no show links for this show because we did not play a single freaking video clip!!!!!! Can you believe that shit?!?!?! Just check out Py's site for book info if your into that... Ohhhh and to the person that sent her to us, thank you and keep sending us guests people, we like that ;-)
So as those of you that have listened to the show know, RobOntRadio generally really has very little to do with the site content wise. It's more of a bad OnA cringe radio based show that doesn't focus on sex. Well dear children tonight that changes, Jasons playing hooky again and Dan is sitting in, and wouldn't you know Daaaa Kneeee booked a guest for the show tonight, that being the author of Sex Secrets Of An American Geisha author Py Kim Conant. Wanna see a picture of her? Of course you do:
Click it to make it bigger
So ya she'll be calling in around 8:00 eastern tonight. If you got any questions drop us a line at show@robontradio.com, or send us a voicemail at 1-888-RobOnt1 (or call in during the show) and of course skype at RobOnt. As usual the show is on ThereIsNoRadio.com from 7-9 eastern and if you are so inspired, show up in the chat room during the show, there's usually a pretty funny group of hooligans that hang out there as we do the show :) Till tonight...
So once upon a time there was a show called Family Matters, you know the one with Urkel on it? Well as the story goes, the show started off with 3 children and they wrote poor Jaimee off the show so that Urkel could have more screen time. As often happens with former child stars our heroine grew up and took the E True Hollywood story path in life later on and ventured into porn. And with that I offer up this proof:
Jaimee Foxworth getting some 29.5 meg Windows Media
Well first they lose the lawsuit about the sex tape, then Britney files for divorce, and this morning we're being told the sex tape does in fact exist and wouldn't you know I have a clip from it.
Britney Hummer 1.6 meg MPEG
The usual disclaimers go with this, I dunno if it's her, could be a look alike, I dunno if it's his cock, that could be a look alike as well.... you kids decide if you but into this or not.
Sorry kids... Jason's not feeling up to it so no RobOntRadio tonight.....
OK kids, if you wanna have some fun tonight our buds Paul and Lori over at The No Name Show are doing their first LIVE show tonight at 9:00 eastern over at WIRN online (why they didn't just go with ThereIsNoRadio.com I'll never know but I digress). Sooooooo if some of you feel ummmm how should I put this, ahhh inspired, please feel free to call them when they are live and maybe harass them a little bit. You know ask Lori to get nekkid for us here on RobOnt.net, ask them to go at it live on air.. That kind of stuff... Be creative ;-)
I'm getting a ton of emails about the Lindsay Lohan blow job tape. The people that called it that GUESSED, but it sounds like it isn't Lindsay Lohan, but Scarlett Johansson instead. When/if I get something concrete I will let you know ASAP,
Since I've run into problems with Hugh and companies legal department on the content of this site before I can't really post them here, but if one were looking for nude Cindy Margolis pix one might look at some unscrupulous website's like this one... though one would most likely have to look quickly because I'm sure they're about to have the same relationship with Playboy that I do ;-)
