State of the Smurf
Ya it's been an interesting few days around here lemme tell you... The bandwidth issues, DOS attacks from China, RoR returning... woops.. tell you more about that later... OK here's the official story as to how things are going to work around here:
Videos will get posted as usual, which means the file download and a flash version. The download WILL be hosted on MY server pool the first day or two, from there it will go to MMShare. If you don't like the external site, then make sure you check here every day and you won't have to use it. That simple. If you still don't like that, the buy a membership or don't come here, it's that easy. (Ohhh PS a few people mentioned a rather popular money exchange program, I use them but because they don't like adult sites I don't mention it by name here.)
There now that that's out of the way, l need to cheer up after all this stress and what better way to do that than SMURF PORN!!!! I saw a cap from this a while back but could never find the clip... until now that is, and now we get to see grown people painted blue pretending to be smurfs... life does not get any better my friends:
Smurf Sex 8.84 meg Windows Media
Ohhh and relax there's some regular hetro plain ole hetro porn for you as well, with some people speaking in Swedish I think.. the chicks a really foxy lil red headed number (and we all know how much I love red heads) and seems to be a real good egg.. nuff said?
Swedish Porn 12.88 meg Windows Media
the funniest great and smart porn i ever seen!!!!!!
great ...
i want to show it to my friend!!!!!
That was some funny stuff!!! Nice work on resolving the bandwidth issues. Should work for everyone...although the ungrateful freeloaders will still bitch and moan (as opposed to the grateful ones like myself...)
Keep up the great work!!!
Close this fucking site dude...
It's lame...
uhh huh... thanks for visiting.. y'awl come back soon now ya here?
So smurfs don't have blue balls after all......
Hey, that's a pretty good compromise... The regulars to the site who check daily get first crack at your servers and those who were directed here otherwise (or just late) can get the clips from MMShare. Who can really complain if you are supplying them what they want, right?
I figure that the bandwidth spike you saw was probably from the Paris Hilton archive and Kardashian clips but it's to be expected when you post the good stuff...
What a jackass, this site is not lame, Robont is a one of a kind legend, and methinks FeX should go back to the monestry. Nice stuff Rob, but i'm getting a lil scared with the smurf porn =]
Sounds like a perfect solution to me. All bases covered. Keep up the good work Rob, this is a top website.
me wants more Kim Kardashian vids!!!!!!!!!
uhhhhh....now I'm scared. Only because I've never been turned on before by smurfs screwing each other in the woods. Probably because I've never seen it before. Is it a bad thing that I feel this way???
You wouldn't have happened to find any video of the Mary Cary/Rena Riffel incident outside of Mr. Chow's, have you? Some sort of lesbian thing in front of the paparatzi?
Common please qanyone have hot real redheads getting nailed? My fettish but I am sure its all good...
Everyone like to see a goodlooking real redhead getting nailed...
anyone else? or is it just me :)
O.K., but I'd MUCH rather you got the Virginie Gervais tapes. HOT, HOT, HOT! Any chance?
Lol! I just couldn't stop laughing at the smurfs.