April 2008 Archives

Just a quick little additional video today of a couple having sex on their dining room table... which got me thinking about what their friends would think about it if they saw this video after they had been out at that couples place for dinner. Which got me thinking about which friends houses have I eaten at that have fucked on their dining room tables... Or did my parents fuck on their table?!?! Something for you kids to think about next time your dining at your friends, your parents.. or even your kids houses..... ;-)

Table Sex 27.4 meg Windows Media

Soooooo back in the days of big hair and Bon Jovi when I graduated High School, I attempted college... Well that lasted like two days at which point I decided it wasn't for me and off I went onto my illustrious career as a video store manager.... But after stumbling upon this lil gem today I'm thinking I might have made the wrong move cuz if THIS is what was going on there.... I got fucking ripped off and I might have to pull a Rodney Dangerfield and head back there.... wonder what the wife and kids would have to say about that...

Getting and education 51.7 meg Windows Media

Man, where to start with this episode of RoR? OK first off we talk about what happened with us and the Ron and Fez shows Night of a Hundred/Thousand Podcasts. I know, I know you're hanging on the edge of your seat for the answer, well it's in there. And then.... well we speak to Chaunce Hayden who has been in the news lately for a story about Opie's fiancée. For fans of OnA (like Jason and I are) and fans of Howard Stern (like Dan and Paul are) it's a must listen. He speaks about his relationship with both, he addresses the insider trading story, Jim Norton's penis, the Rick Delgado interview, the alleged sex tape story, why he thinks Opie hates him and even the fans of the shows. There is a lot there, like I said, if you're a fan of either show it's a must listen.

RobOnt Radio 4/28/2008 - Chaunce Hayden on Stern And OnA 69.2 Meg MP3

A couple of videos for you today, one of an amateur couple going at it (sadly there is music on the audio track however) and one of a chick that is tied up and the guy is wearing a mask going at it, just a bizarre lil video I had to share...

Video of a chubby chick getting some 75.8 Meg Windows Media
Hot chick tied up 76.2 Meg Windows Media

And speaking of bizarre, a reminder for the faithful, RoR is live tonight at 9:00 eastern over at TiNR, in the chat room and live on air. Lots of shit to discuss tonight including the outcome of the Ron and Fez incident last week. Till then......

So this lil video was called "Fucking the boss", they're speaking a language which I don't understand so I'm not sure what is going on but I'm assuming that she's the worker and the dooodes the boss... based entirely on her cleaning the windows at the beginning... wait.. does all this matter? here's two people fucking:

Boinking da man 30.9 meg Windows Media

So it's Friday... and surprise surprise, another amateur video... This one has a monologue at the beginning but I'm at work so I can't crank up the volume to hear it... which is what the fuck he's talking about before he bangs her.... so I'm posting this so that I remember to watch it later with sound ;-)

Talking, then banging 60.9 Meg Windows Media

Soooo another day, another playing with the remote control video, but this time it's the chick that has the remote AND it appears she's the one obsessed with the video taping which I must say is VERY refreshing. On top of that she's pretty freaking hot, which is always a good thing... I just wish she would have taken the clothes off... ahhhh well, can't have it all.

Chicks are pervs too! 67.21 Meg Windows Media

Soooo first of I want to thank you guys for all the support yesterday/today with the Ron and Fez thing, for those of you that heard their show you will already know that they were less than pleased with the results, I on the other hand think you guys rawk. They announce the shows tomorrow, I doubt we'll be on that list which bums me out, but then again, if they don't want us and all of you fine people there, what can I say other than their loss right??? We'll see what tomorrow brings I suppose ;-)

 For today I nice quick lil video, starts which starts off with a lady with no pants on.... Any bets on where it goes from there??

No Pants = Fun 7.3 meg Windows Media

And here we are on another Tueday... no RoR podcast today cuz shit got fucked up and we ended up scrapping it... So in keeping with the fucked up theme I was checking the files you guys send me and there was in there that was labeled something like smoking chick with a hot ass... so I popped that puppy in and ya, she was hot, but I could not get fucking past the tail... I swear this chick has a tail or something growing out of her ass that just totally took me out of the moment... so there's that.. and a little bondage video, and if the guys reading, doooode.... put down the fucking remote and fuck your woman... honestly... the camera can wait...

Chick that should have been on Carnivale 24.47 Meg Windows Media

Bondage Video 14.96 Meg Windows Media

Well it's Monday... and that's about all I have to say about that.. Have an amateur video here from waaaaaaaay back in 2003 of a larger Asian type woman get a lil somethin somethin after some ball or something.... one might go so far as to say she's getting balled after the ball nyuk nyuk nyuk.... *sighs, rolls eyes and moves on* so happy uh Monday to y'awl

Bang Bang 41.2 meg Windows Media

Paulie mentioned the other night during the show that one of the phrases that we say all the time that has stuck with him is "a good egg". I bring this up now because I'm watching this next video the only thing I could think of was "Wow what a good egg she is". This lil lady is definitely a go'er and with that being said....

A Good Egg 30.7 meg Windows Media

So everywhere I turn there's a Pope story today, seems that way anyway, I guess it is kinda justified because it is Pope Benedict Arnolds first trip to the States and all, soooooo in honor of that I thought I would dedicate a post to him... And then I got to thinking what on earth could I do that would be a fitting tribute to his holyness?? I mean I have a fundamental problem with anything that has to do with posting anyone under 18 so the whole priest/boy thing is definitely out.... hmmmm... and then I saw this video of a couple in a bathtub fucking and we ALL know that cleanliness IS next to godliness sooooo fucking in a tub it is!!!!!

Here you go Mr Pope Sir 76.3 meg Windows Media

ps-> I was born and raised Catholic, so that gives me the right to make fun of it by that whole making fun of ourselves rule right??? right?? Bueller?? Anyone???

So another week another show my children, on the table this evening were some listener phone messages, Dan's take on our psychoanalysis of him last week, the situation surrounding the Uwe Boll interview, Jason getting sound back on the show and discussions of a new super secret episode we may or may not do. Soooo as always take a listen, leave us a message 1-888-RobOnt1 or drop us a line at show@robontradio.com.

RobOnt Radio 04/14/2008 - Attention Whores 67.38 Meg MP3

Hey amigos something a little different this evening, I read a post over on Myspace made by Eli Roth that linked over to this video, being a huge fan of his I checked out the video and it was of Uwe Boll taking shots at Eli and a few others and talking about a petition to have him quit making films. Soooo of course me being me I thought it would be fun to be ignored by yet another celebrity and have something to chuckle about for next Mondays show and emailed the guy asking for an interview. Well my friends, much to my shock/horror he agreed to it and this is that interview. A note ahead of time, no Jason, no Dan, no Paul, just Rob = no talent, so this interview went a little bit differently than our past ones. I decided to let the guy have his word and not really tool on him like I would when the boys are around and I'm kinda glad I did. I've seen his films and I'll be honest, I'm not a real fan of them, but he does raise a couple of valid points during this interview, and concedes to a lot of the comments made about them/him. So with that being said, here's my interview with Uwe Boll and the links to the petitions, you make up your own mind on how to vote.

RobOnt Radio 04/09/2008 - Uwe Boll Interview 22.5 Meg MP3


Stop Uwe Boll Petition
Long Live Uwe Boll Petition

OK so today is a user submission day on the site cuz I'm really preoccupied with something going on with the show that may or may not happen tonight that I shouldn't even fucking mention cuz I don't want to jinx it so I'm shutting up right now damn it... Soooo two small videos submitted by you guys, one is a little lesbian action and the other is a guys birthday present from his wife... which I gotta say was very considerate of her....

Lesbians 3.4 meg Windows Media

B-Day Threesome 3.7 meg Windows Media

Sadly they're kinda low quality.. but some porn is better than no porn right??

Sorry more of this weird obsession of mine. You go through the trouble of getting your chick to wear the Naughty Nurse outfit, you get out the video camera, you set it up just so... And then you leave not only your socks on.. but your fucking running shoes too while your fucking her?!?!?!?!?! DOOOOOODE.... WTF?!?!?!? *wanders off mumbling to himself and lets you guys watch the video*

Naughty Nurse 88.9 Meg Windows Media

While trying to organize this show earlier that day I sent out an email asking who was in, Paul responded he wasn't because he felt like ass and we discover why early on in the show my friends (and yes the show icon is clickable), sadly though Dan didn't show up which could mean only one thing... We spend the first half hour of the show discussing him... Actually we discussed Dan's outburst during the last show and we dig deep deep deep into the RoR archives and pull out an old interview with Obidiah Parker to find the source of his bottled up anger and frustration. We manage to rip off (hoo hoo) an audio clip during the show and promptly run that into the ground, and lots of other stuff.. Actually a pretty decent show all in all if you're into those guys sitting around being guys type shows... So listen damn it!!!!

RobOnt Radio 04-07-2008 - Paul Didn't Eat Mylie Cyrus's Ass but.... 58.81 Meg MP3


ps-> Chat transcript here and remember your homework 1-888-RobOnt1 leave a message saying "Hey this is (insert your name here) and your listening to the worst of RobOnt Radio"... or the worst of Dan, or Jason or Paul and Lori... And feel free to be clever and improvise it... Ohhh and another thing... You ALL know our love for Mill Street Brewery's Stock Ale and how we go on and on about how great it is and we know that a few of you have taken it upon yourselves to email Steve Abrams and said Brewery trying to get us free beer and stuff so that we can give it away to you guys (not the beer.. just the stuff... you get your own beer you animals).. But really... stop emaling the guy, I mean I'm sure he's got the point already... so leave him alone. :D

Soooo I'm starting to think about the fact that we're gonna attempt to do a show this evening (9:00pm eastern on TiNR donchaknow) while I'm looking at some videos that were sent in... and this one got me to thinking about Ole Black James that calls into the show from time to time to request some of the most heinous forms of porn.. Now it's not what James is looking for.. because it doesn't involve the deflowering of a relative... but I think James would approve... which reminds me I have to go look for more black chick pron.... Until then

Take that and like it woman... 29.4 meg Windows Media

and then a quick little cellular revenge video as well.... it's small but I gotta admit I like this kinda stuff so here's that:

Breaking Up is hard to do 8.8 meg Windows Media

No flash on that last one though..too small... talk to a few of you 2night!!

Soooo this is one of those videos I know I shouldn't post cuz the chicks in the audience or gonna expect us to do this now... Video of a doooode boning his chick.... he does the porn star move and pulls out and spunks all over her and THEN... get this... he eats her out so that SHE can get off.... WTF is THAT all about?!?!?!?!? I mean... he got off... he should just roll over and go to sleep or something.. wtf is wrong with him?!?!?!?!

I know I shouldn't make fun of the retarded.. but really 23.3 meg Windows Media

Well it's been a while since we did one of these so I thought it was about time to edit together another Worst of Show. Lot's of cringe worthy moments in here including Py Kim Conant, Story Time With Dan, the boys watching 2Girls1Cup and THEN moving to the really sick stuff and a segment that never made a podcast, with good reason I might add. So if you've never listened before here's your chance to see what all the lack of fussing is about, and if you are one of the faithful, you'll listen anyway.. and we love that about you ;-) That being said:

Worst of RobOnt Radio Volume Two 56 Meg MP3

Keeping with the whole revisiting stuff people have said theme of the last post, the other day I posted an item with some light bondage in it and a couple of people commented that I should post more of that stuff. Now I'm not into that stuff but it got me thinking that I should do my part to keep an open mind and try posting some of the other fetishes to see what people are into.... Hell maybe I'll even throw in a poll with them to keep track of this stuff so that if people are into it I can post more of it. With that said here's one that triggered the thought to do this, pregnancy sex...

Pregnancy Sex 96.8 Meg Windows Media

And of course the poll:

So a little while back we were having a discussion about where we've had sex in public and our resident Freaky female told us hers was on a beach, so when I ran across this video it reminded me of her story and soooooo this post is dedicated to her and here's a visual of what it must of looked like.... And I have to say these two REALLY had to be horny and either brave or stupid.... cuz this is definitely in plain site and the worst trying to cover it up job I've seen ;-)

Beach Sex 73.6 Meg WIndows Media