September 2008 Archives

Afternoon people.... wish I was in bed still sleeping... fucking Mondays... Mind you someone did send in a homemade video.. hopefully he'll ok posting it.. cross your fingers. So today a lil video for you, sex on a couch with an ex, video camera setup in front to capture all the fun... smoking lil bod on this chick!

Couch sex 20.16 meg Windows Media

For the RoR crowd, show tonight at 9 eastern, no BTR though, sounds like shit and I think I'm gonna get away from there... sooo just use the listen live link from there or we'll also be using our live365 station tonight. And if I'm not mistaken our friend Ron Stubbings will be making a return to the program this evening....

OK so I was sent this tape ages ago but never posted it because of the faggy watermark and I had never heard of the chick... but you lot are a persistent bunch and keep asking about it so here it is. Gina-Lisa Lohfink was a contestant on the German version of Top Model, "An ex-boyfriend of Gina Lisa allegedly had the photos and sex tape video stolen from his house". It of course wound up all over the net, and finally it ends up here:

Gina Lisa Sex Tape meg Windows Media

Flash and pictures after the jump as well......

OK so the the first thing that popped into my balding lil head when I saw this was, "Jesus woman, could you POSSIBLY find a worse wig?", odd I know, but I'm funny that way.... Second was the outfit, I usually hate that shit, but I gotta admit, it totally works for me especially given the fact that her body waaaay does it for me.... And so she moves over to the bed to fuck.... You guys finish the rest of this post cuz I'm at a loss for words right now...

Well at least she won't have to change the sheets 54.4 meg Windows Media

I needed a chuckle today... quick lil video of things not going exactly as planned on the set of a porn flick...

Another lil post for you today of some bizarreness (go figure), people keep asking me to post more sex machine contraption do hickey things so when I saw this one today I had to pass it on... An exercise machine fitted with a dildo attachment for inspiration I guess.... *ahem*

And we are back with the show... after almost three years one would think we would have all the technical shit worked out, but we don't so no opening music and no ham n eggers in Ohio means RoR Unplugged which fits perfectly with the 20 years too late motif of the show this evening. Lots to discuss this evening including Kevin Smith's agent Phil Raskind ignoring Rob's emails, the people at the After Dark Film Festival ignoring Rob's emails, getting another theme for the show yet? We also discuss inappropriate marriages... ahem... midget porn stars getting beat up, stock tips with Boardroom Danny/Dan the Stockbroker (pick your hacky ripped off bit name), an invitation from Fandick and friends, and there is a discussion about how the hell salvia is legal after we watch a few videos of people smoking it. So take a listen my friends, a decent show all in all I think.

RobOnt Radio 9-22-2008 - Unplugged 67.21 Meg MP3
 

Monday... again... wazzup people? obviously not Travis Barkers/DJ AMs plane, but other than that?? (insert rim shot here... rim SHOT.. not rim JOB... two completely different animals, though one could combine the two but I think that comes dangerously close to felching so best to avoid it.. unless your into that kinda thing then who am I to say what you should or should not do...) Todays video said it was a hidden cam video, but it is sooooooooooo not... that's my take on it... and there is no obvious signs of felching, so you can be happy about that too..

Not hidden cam sex 90.8 meg Windows Media

ps-> for those of you so inclined I think they'll be some kind of RobOnt Radio thing tonight at 9:00 pm eastern... go to that site for the stream link

Fuck it's a busy week here at "work"... Short video of a girl in a short dress getting things done to her.... Let's just say she gets all her bases covered... or filled as the case may be.... have a good weekend amigos and amigettes...

And goooo 56.15 Meg Windows Media

Ya for hump day.... just wish it was friday... ugh anyway, little video for you kids today of an amateur couple going at it, not a bad lil video all in all, I just wonder what made the guy think a do rag was a good idea??? I never got that look.... especially if you're gonna bang a chick, I mean how is one supposed to make serious fuck faces when he's sporting that thing on his coconut?!?!?!

Banging her like Brett Michaels 26.8 meg Windows Media

no flash today.. but it's locally hosted windows media so you don't really need.. just click and it should play...

OK so you're a chick looking to get a lil summin summin on the side.. Make sure that the doooooode that your planning to play the ole in and out with doesn't haven't a conveniently stored camcorder under a blankie taping your each and every bump and grind.... like this chick forgot to do... unless you like ending up on the net... then buy all means go for it...

Busted 70.2 Meg Windows Media

I keep waiting to get an email from someone saying "you posted a video of my wife on your site you fucker".... bizarre tangent I know but that's what road this video sends me down... can you imagine clicking on a website and seeing your S.O getting the cable laid to her (or him laying the cable depending on your gender)? Good times my friends... good times... *shivers*

And Monday roles around again... yay... I'm sooooo excited... really I am... I could just shit.... fucking Mondays... two lil videos for you... well one lil one one regular one nyuk nyuk nyuk... first video is a couple that wanna fuck on cam but don't want to be recognized... so they wear sunglasses..... SUNGLASSES people!! That's there disguise... Cuz we all know it's impossible to tell a persons secret identity behind sunglasses... *ahem*

So I can so I can 38.8 meg Windows Media

This next lil video is a dedication to Jason... cuz we were gonna do a special show tonight on RoR but Dan and I couldn't do it without his help... but J got sick... so no show and here's a lil video to make you feel better buddy... I'm sure you'll enjoy it...

A lil video just for you 77.3 meg Windows Media

(no flash on the lil video, wouldn't convert right... sorry)

And this weeks drags on as does the amateur porn shortage... This is another one of those videos labeled as amateur which I'm sure is not, but again, the chick is kinda hot in this one... actually not kinda, she is hot, and the sex is enthusiastic to say the least, so this my friends is what I'm going with today... now start fucking and videotaping it and then send it to me so we got some real amateur stuff already would ya? kthnx

Enthusiastic Boinking 56.3 meg Windows Media

So I saw this video, Amateur Anal Swingers Group Sex.... and based on that title I had to download it, I mean based on that title, ya got some swingers going at it and even getting some balloon knot action in the there, how awesome is that?? But this is the internet after all, and here's what the video actually is. A MMF threesome, the chick to me doesn't look very amateur like, it's not only being taped but photographed, and as far as I can tell... no anal... wtf right? ahhh well, she's still a good looking chick getting railed... so here's that for you...

Ya none of what was promised 21.3 Meg Windows Media

btw off topic, but not, for the site, but our annual film festival is going here in Toronto and I got a chance to see Zack and Miri Make A Porno yesterday. Can't recommend it enough, especially for the crowd that frequents this site, so when it comes out at the end of October, check it out, it's good for a laugh :)

And we are back my friends after a month long hiatus RobOnt Radio returns with a whole bunch of absolutely nothing. What do I mean by nothing? Discussion of Hayden Panettiere, Lindsay Lohan and Xtina, you know the same shit we were talking about two years we're still talking about... So listen to an old episode or this one, see if you can spot the difference.... Actually to be fair we did discuss a lot more, the discussion of the others at Jasons wedding continues with Jason around this time, lots of American and Canadian election talk, obviously Sarah Palin's vagina gets discussed in great detail and a whole bunch more... So listen in eh....

RobOnt Radio 08-09-2008 - OK So You're In Amsterdam... 88 meg Windows Media
 

Please someone just fucking shoot me already and put me out of my misery today... honestly it seems like nothing is fucking going right today.... blech... Today's video (brought to you McGrumpie's Ass Wart Cream now with more salt and alcohol) is labeled Big Tit's and a cream pie... though I have a different name for it to go with my nasty disposition today... which is good cuz it looks like we're doing RoR tonight for the first time in like a month...Anyway video first..
 
One too many cream pies if you ask me 82.8 Meg Windows Media (no mmshare today, it's local)

And as threatened earlier RoR returns tonight, think everyone is back in, the old station is gone... so go to the website and click "Live Feed" icon somewhere around 9:00 pm eastern for the vile filth... or look on Blogtalkradio.com we'll be there too.

Before I get too much into this entry can I just say for the record to our American friends I would TOTALLY do your possible future VP Sarah Palin.... very very milfy... though after 5 kids... you kinda gotta think slip n slide... wonder if she takes it in the dumper? We need a sex tape of her too I think... Anyway enough of that nonsense... Soooo a few days ago I posted a video of this lil hottie. You guys said you wanted more so here's one of the other videos, I'll post the last one soon as well. No real setup for this other than she's hot, not speaking english, and clearly into being filmed... In other words our kind of girl...

Our Naughty Lil Thang Continued 72 meg Windows Media

This is one of those videos that I feel it's better not to say much about.. other than it's a hetro couple, and no they're not heinous looking, and I don't think they're retarded, nor do I see any obvious physical deformities, the sex acts depicted are not uncommon, so I think that should cover it.... Plain ole vanilla sex.... ok.. maybe not vanilla so much...

No kissing or shaking hands please 39.6 meg Windows Media

And here we are back to reality after the labour day weekend here in Canadialand.... And what better to face that harsh reality with than another harsh reality, the revenge video. Don't much about this one other than the usual boy loves girl, she dumps him, he dumps the tape on the net, and I'm sure people dump their loads to the video... with that being said... Happy Tuesday eh!

Revenge Video 31.4 meg Windows Media