!@$!@%$)(%$& ahahahaha Perez You Ass

OK I'm gonna preface this with the following, I'm an asshole at times, there is stuff that makes me laugh that shouldn't, I can't help it, that's just the way it is... I don't think this is one of those times, but if you find yourself needing to say that after reading this, I've already done it so move on. Now that THAT's been said... This video of Perez Hilton's account of his "assault" last night, omg I had to turn it off because I was literally laughing out loud at work and I didn't want to explain why I was doing that. I know for sure we'll be watching/discussing this ad nauseam this evening during RoR, but god damn when he starts crying towards the end of it, I was wiping tears of laughter from my eyes... Perez you ass... you make a fucking living out of insulting and humiliating people... did you honestly think a smack down or two isn't a) warranted b) part of the job requirements.... Honest to god you dummy, you had it coming, you can cry and whine all you want about how it's not necessary, but you had it coming.... Will I Am... you're my new hero.... Now, on to prearranging my own demise, here's a little video of a couple doing sexy time, and I got no better description because I've gotten myself all giggly again with the previous paragraph, so like, watch people having sex

Sexy Time 56 meg Windows Media

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