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I know I know, there was a passing reference to Mischa Barton in the show, how on earth does she get the title all to herself when the remake of "Where The Wild Things Are" should be front and center? I don't wanna look at those untrimmed stumps all week people, that's why, and really, Mischa's looking pretty friggin hawt in that pic.... Old school RoR is in full effect this week as it's just J and I, which means we spend a good portion of the show ripping off (hoo hoo) old OnA bits including leprechauns in Alabama, cops on drugs, turtles and wait, a non OnA video, Bill O'Reilly vs Turtle Boy!! We get around to talking about the Golden Globes, Avatar (again), movies (again), Rob's new Xbox and video games in general and then the last half hour or so doing some contemplating about why we're such assholes and trying to answer some moral conundrums.... Starts off kinda slow but I think it built itself into a pretty entertaining episode all in all. Maybe you'll think so as well, or not, in which case I would suggest you suck it. Either way you'll have to listen to figure that out so get crackin already would ya???? Ohh and join our Facebook page, and tell your friends too as well, we're insecure lil fucks that need constant attention, there I said it... Now chop chop, listen already!
RobOnt Radio Episode 143 - Mischa Barton's Boobies (Duration: 1:14:44 -- 68.4MB)
OK so it's been a hell of a week, let's say it started off with this episode and SOMEONE spilling beer all over poor Jason during the taping, go ahead listen, it's there, you'll hear it.... We should probably have expected that though, given that Rob and Dan were just back from a Hangover style weekend in Niagara Falls, so there may or may not have been discussion of that, I'm not sure, I can't remember? Why? Cuz after that unfortunate beer dousing we wrapped up the show, I edited it, went to bed and woke up to a dead fucking hard drive in "that fucking piece of shit Mac"... But not to worry, I am a tried and true fag Apple fanboy and had a Time Capsule installed so luckily it was saved, and one ripped apart iMac, a new hard drive and several days later here we are, with an episode that contains ummmm, I don't fucking know what, so listen and fill us in would ya? kthnx
RobOnt Radio Episode 142 - The One That Was Missing But Now Isn't (Duration: 1:15:26 -- 69.1MB)
And a happy New Year to all you crazy kids as Jason Blanchard joins us to fire up the equipment (or try to get it running as best as possible, fuck you piece of shit Apple) and start our 5th year of RoR. Lots to discuss this evening, like Avatar, Hayden Panettiere's Ass, BSG, Hayden Panettiere's Ass, Gwen Stefani in a bikini, Hayden Panettiere's Ass, The Hangover, well I'm sure you get what would come next... Ohhhhh the two Jason's have a debate, our resident Savage Lover says he would slurp on these boobs, the comedian guy says no fucking way, so we're taking a poll:
And as the kids today would say (or a decade ago for that matter) we kick it old school (cuz we're hip to your jive talking lingo crackas) with just Jason and Rob for this last before xmas edition of RoR. There was beer to be drank, including some nice Belgian beer from New Zealand, there were movies to be discussed, awards not to be collected, there were bitchz to be knocked out, there topics to be discussed, and I'll be fucked if I know what we talked about last night so you're gonna have to listen to it yourselves and let me know. What I do know is there will be no show next week, there may be one on the 28th to marvel at what depths men will sink to, to occupy one night a week without women present as we celebrate 4 fucking years of doing this.... Keep an eye out on the Facebook Group (please join if you haven't), sure we'll post shit there, if you're bored leave us a message at 1-888-762-6681 congratulating us on having no fucking lives for 4 years, we'll play your messages on the next show, if you're really bored, bother other people like ohhh I dunno Zomgitscriss or Eli Roth, or Kevin Smith or any other of the fine fine people that have blown us off during the last few years to leave us messages... Or hell, find new people to blow us off ;-) Either way thank you guys sincerely for listening and participating and an honestly really fun year for the show.. Whatever you do or don't celebrate this time of year I hope it's awesome for you and wish nothing but the best of you and your families...
RobOnt Radio Episode 140 - Glorious Basterds (Duration: 1:06:35 -- 61.0MB)
I know, why the fuck is there a picture of Aishwarya Rai there and please tell me you're not saying she has a thick ass... Ahhh the answers are inside my friends in this all over the fucking place edition of RoR. We pick up on some of the stuff in last weeks episode (which really should have been called Parry Hotter and the Philosophers Bong, but I digress), we bring our unique insight to the world of "Green Technologies", we tackle such deep philosophical topics such as what it would mean to be the father of an Adam Lambert and if a string covers a nipple is it really a nip slip, and when all else fails, start looking at a bunch of lists of who the hottest chick in the world is.. Important shit people, so listen... or don't...
RobOnt Radio Episode 139 - Mmmm Thick Asses, Not Us, But Theirs (Duration: 1:33:09 -- 85.3MB) 
Odd little episode I must say as we contemplate life's little mystery's, such as the ass on a 19 year old witch, string theory, Project Mayhem and dimensional differences just to name a few of the topics. You will also be glad to know this episode is refreshingly free of Smegma. I know, I know, all this awesomeness in one episode, how could you not listen? Is this episode hiding a dirty little secret that I'm not filling you in on, or is it just more of the same shit excreted by the same boring asses? There is only one way to find out my friends, put on your hip waders and step into the deep shit abyss that is episode 138 my friends.......Episode 138 - Hermione's Tight Ass (Duration: 1:19:49 -- 73.1MB)
Dan and Jason are back and join Rob for an action* packed episode of RoR filled with discussions of smegma, movies, science experiments, doctors appointments, blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah... You know what to expect by now, and if not, well then you better get fucking cracking and do some listening huh? Ohhhhh there is a video that goes along with this lil episode of ours, but it's not hear yet, it will however be posted on our youtube channel and facebook group later today for those interested, and it shall be called "Our Griswaldy Xmasy Science Experiment" aka "Don't snort the plastic snow".... Very ambitious of us, no? OK no, but we're doing it anyway... so there... RobOnt Radio Episode 137(Duration: 1:18:31 -- 71.9MB)
Two episodes in one week?!?! How can that be?!?! Well my friends, a little shuffle of the usual suspects this week, Dan and Jason D are not here, but Paul is, as is friend of the show Jason Blanchard. Jason was back from a 4+ week western Canada tour, and about to depart on another 5 week jaunt to Sascatch... Suskath.. errr out west again so we HAD to squeeze him in before he split. Obviously the show is a little bit different than usual, but not worry, lots of talk about deviant sex acts, life on the road, politics, and hell even religion. More than enough in there to upset the unacquainted I'm sure... Which we also discuss.. Pissing off strangers that is, but I don't wanna give any more any, so like listen, or don't...ohhh and PS... Bob is your uncle...RobOnt Radio Episode 136 - Ass To Mouth Cuz It Feels Like Home (Duration: 1:39:00 -- 90.6MB)
And we are back with an early edition of RoR this week my friends, lots on the table to discuss including our nomination for Mature Podcast in the 2009 Podcast Awards (you're hassling all your friends and Adam Carolla to vote for us right?). Of course we have to talk about the Rob-less date night the other three goons had.... And just because he was lonely Dan took Rob to see Paranormal Activity, so there's some discussion about that fucking sleep loss causing movie. HEY!!! back to the awards thing for a sec... We decided we need our OWN awards show... So we're gonna start working on that... and remember we need your ideas for for categories and nominees... And to give you an example, Jason's nomination for Cunt Most Likely To Not Answer E-mails/Tweets: ZomgItsCriss.... *cough* But he still loves her I'm sure. Anyway you guys no the drill, thanks for listening, thanks for participating, thanks for joining the Facebook group, thanks to GotoAssist.com for the sponsorship, and take this: RobOnt Radio Episode 135 - A Shitty Miley Cyrus See Thru Download (Duration: 1:16:42 -- 70.2MB) 
And welcome to another action packed episode of RoR, and before I get to deep into the discussion, there is a picture that is relevant to something I say at the beginning of the show, had to throw that out there so that you guys don't give me the same look of horror that I got from Jason as the words came out of my mouth. Now that that's out of the way, I will say that this show (from my standpoint) was probably one of the funniest episodes we've done, so much so that I gave up towards the end because of a headache I got from laughing too much. You know what that means to you guys? Absolutely nuffin probably... I don't know if discussions of ass eating, proper grooming techniques and man dates are your cup of tea... But that's what we talked about at great length this evening and it was a good time... So as usual, listen if you are so inclined, don't if you're not, a sincere thank you VERY much to the people that have joined the Facebook group, it's nice to be able to put a face to who we're talking out there and we do appreciate you guys joining the group, and hope a few more of you will as well. And of course thanks to the people at GotoAssist.com and Blubrry for helping make this show possible :)RobOnt Radio Episode 134 - Cleaning Jessica Alba's Asshole Properly MP3 (Duration: 1:17:48 -- 71.2MB) 
