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Two episodes in one week?!?! How can that be?!?! Well my friends, a little shuffle of the usual suspects this week, Dan and Jason D are not here, but Paul is, as is friend of the show Jason Blanchard. Jason was back from a 4+ week western Canada tour, and about to depart on another 5 week jaunt to Sascatch... Suskath.. errr out west again so we HAD to squeeze him in before he split. Obviously the show is a little bit different than usual, but not worry, lots of talk about deviant sex acts, life on the road, politics, and hell even religion. More than enough in there to upset the unacquainted I'm sure... Which we also discuss.. Pissing off strangers that is, but I don't wanna give any more any, so like listen, or don't...ohhh and PS... Bob is your uncle...
RobOnt Radio Episode 136 - Ass To Mouth Cuz It Feels Like Home (Duration: 1:39:00 -- 90.6MB)
And we are back with an early edition of RoR this week my friends, lots on the table to discuss including our nomination for Mature Podcast in the 2009 Podcast Awards (you're hassling all your friends and Adam Carolla to vote for us right?). Of course we have to talk about the Rob-less date night the other three goons had.... And just because he was lonely Dan took Rob to see Paranormal Activity, so there's some discussion about that fucking sleep loss causing movie. HEY!!! back to the awards thing for a sec... We decided we need our OWN awards show... So we're gonna start working on that... and remember we need your ideas for for categories and nominees... And to give you an example, Jason's nomination for Cunt Most Likely To Not Answer E-mails/Tweets: ZomgItsCriss.... *cough* But he still loves her I'm sure. Anyway you guys no the drill, thanks for listening, thanks for participating, thanks for joining the Facebook group, thanks to GotoAssist.com for the sponsorship, and take this:
RobOnt Radio Episode 135 - A Shitty Miley Cyrus See Thru Download (Duration: 1:16:42 -- 70.2MB) 
And welcome to another action packed episode of RoR, and before I get to deep into the discussion, there is a picture that is relevant to something I say at the beginning of the show, had to throw that out there so that you guys don't give me the same look of horror that I got from Jason as the words came out of my mouth. Now that that's out of the way, I will say that this show (from my standpoint) was probably one of the funniest episodes we've done, so much so that I gave up towards the end because of a headache I got from laughing too much. You know what that means to you guys? Absolutely nuffin probably... I don't know if discussions of ass eating, proper grooming techniques and man dates are your cup of tea... But that's what we talked about at great length this evening and it was a good time... So as usual, listen if you are so inclined, don't if you're not, a sincere thank you VERY much to the people that have joined the Facebook group, it's nice to be able to put a face to who we're talking out there and we do appreciate you guys joining the group, and hope a few more of you will as well. And of course thanks to the people at GotoAssist.com and Blubrry for helping make this show possible :)RobOnt Radio Episode 134 - Cleaning Jessica Alba's Asshole Properly MP3 (Duration: 1:17:48 -- 71.2MB) 
God damnit I REALLY want to call this episode Katy Perry's Fart Box, but in the end I had to go with the anal milking for reasons that will become obvious as you listen to this episode. I want to say there was a lot to discuss, but there wasn't, and yet we went on and on about lots of things that will upset people for one reason or another I'm sure. Kind of funny how that happens..... We even talked about Amy Winehouse's new bolt ons and the latest nip slip caused by them, and if THAT doesn't upset you, well then you may be alright with the rest of it... Though there is some talk of Katy Perry's Birthday pix which should make any red blooded man happy in the pants. Our girlfriend STILL hasn't responded to our requests, maybe a few of you could drop her an email at kaida_kane@yahoo.com and let her know we still want to talk to her... Serious emails only please *cough* Other than a surprise and welcomed call from Old Black James it's business as usual my friends. So take a listen, or don't, join our Facebook group, or don't, thank our sponsors over at GotoAssist.com and Blubrry, or well... no alternate there... Cuz well you know, I'm a greasy bastard like that... And with that... Whatcholookinatmygutfer....
RobOnt Radio Episode 133 - Katy Perry Getting Anally Milked MP3 (Duration: 1:13:22 -- 67.2MB) ps-> Back to reality after being in Victoria, porn will follow soon :)
OK so maybe we didn't talk about how edible Kim Kardashian's ass was in this episode.... think that was the last one, but honestly, who's not gonna wanna listen with a title like that? And who the hell is gonna complain about a show icon like that??? Ohhh right... Caleb perhaps.... Speaking of, after a loooooooong absence our token fag calls in to let us know we still "crack his shit up", which considering who it's coming from paints a frightening image in our minds. We of course continue right where we left off last episode with the special screening we've been talking about. Video on a podcast huh? I dunno how that worked out, but I'm sure you animals will let us know. Paulie joined us this week and we had some special fun in his facebook, you'll have to listen to find out what that means. On the Facebook topic we drool a little bit over one of the hot new editions to our Facebook Groups friend list (you've joined right??), and while on the hot chick tangent we remind ZOMGitsCriss we haven't forgotten about her and we are still wondering WHY ARE YOU HIDING FROM US CRISS?? WE KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING...... Maybe you guys can bug her a little bit more like our good *friend* Michael did. Twitter here, youtube channel here, remind her nicely we're still waiting, we're lazy and don't want to have to find inventive ways of getting your attention my darling.. Though that is coming by the looks of it... Drop us a line would ya? Kthnx... And while I, Captain Segue am on the youtube thing, we take time to watch some dog ass dragging and dog molestation videos on there. Fucking youtube rules... Wow...we did talk about lots... With that being said, leave us a message my friends, we do love to hear from you, 1-888-762-6681 and show@robontradio.com. Don't forget to join our facebook group, there's Rob's and Dan's twitter of course, ignore Jason and Paul, their shy tools and thank you VERY much to our friends at GotoAssist.com and Blubrry for sponsoring us :)RobOnt Radio Episode 132 - Kim Kardashians Edible Ass aka The Sexy Show Part Deux Duration: 1:30:08 -- 82.5MB MP3
So we fired up the equipment last night, grabbed ourselves a Pumpkin Ale (btw Great Lakes people, good job on that, it's really tasty :) ) and started with the long awaited *cough* Sexy Show... Well Part One of it anyway as we explain in the show. We start off just shooting the shit as usual, and then moved into a rousing few rounds of "Guess The Tranny!!!". For those of you playing the home game here are the pix (and if you've never played, play along with the show as we try to figure out which of the 5 "girls" isn't really a girl):
Round One: Picture One, Two, Three, Four and Five. Reveal: One, Two, Three, Four and Five
Round Two: Picture One, Two, Three, Four and Five. Reveal: One, Two, Three, Four and Five
Round Three: Picture One, Two, Three, Four and Five. Reveal: One, Two, Three, Four and Five
We play that for a while, they we err ummm discuss, a moral conundrum, whether it's real or theatre of the mind we'll leave up to you.... *cough* Ohhhh hey!! Ron Stubbings calls in to discuss some upcoming gigs he can't really discuss so we talk about his problems with doctors and pharmaceuticals... Though a couple of us may have been distracted at the time... Not sure whether or not you'll pick up on that.... Then we go back to sexy time, more specifically some discussion of that Romanian object of our desires that is ignoring our "requests" for an interview.. Don't know who we're talking about? Let's watch her making Pizza for a sec and I'll catch up with you on the other side:
Round One: Picture One, Two, Three, Four and Five. Reveal: One, Two, Three, Four and Five
Round Two: Picture One, Two, Three, Four and Five. Reveal: One, Two, Three, Four and Five
Round Three: Picture One, Two, Three, Four and Five. Reveal: One, Two, Three, Four and Five
We play that for a while, they we err ummm discuss, a moral conundrum, whether it's real or theatre of the mind we'll leave up to you.... *cough* Ohhhh hey!! Ron Stubbings calls in to discuss some upcoming gigs he can't really discuss so we talk about his problems with doctors and pharmaceuticals... Though a couple of us may have been distracted at the time... Not sure whether or not you'll pick up on that.... Then we go back to sexy time, more specifically some discussion of that Romanian object of our desires that is ignoring our "requests" for an interview.. Don't know who we're talking about? Let's watch her making Pizza for a sec and I'll catch up with you on the other side:
Ahhh yes, ZomgItsCriss.... We want to talk to her, she's ignoring us... Maybe you guys can help rectify that situation.. That's her twitter address, here's her Youtube channel, here's her blog. Help us out and let her know we want to talk to her... Ohhh and Cris, show@robontradio.com when you're ready.
And finally a few notes, Most nights very few people listen live, the podcast version of the show has always been the more popular way to listen, and I would think that will continue, that being said even though we didn't know it at the time there were a LOT more people listening than usual last night. Had I have known I would have posted links to Guess The Tranny as we played, and the goal will be to have our video channel up for the second part of this show (which is another major reason for the delay of half the show). For those of you listening last night, Thanks.... sincerely. We'll make sure going forward that we have some "special" stuff for you guys.
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RobOnt Radio Episode 131 - The Sexy Show Part One
RobOnt Radio Episode 131 - The Sexy Show Part One
Well this WAS supposed to be the "sexy show" but Dan was away and one of the stories circulating up here today was that of the self proclaimed Prince of Pot Marc Emery being taken into custody to be extradited to the US for selling pot seeds via mail order. Oddly enough it was an old school RoR with just Jason and I in studio to discuss it, so we had Sayten from Stuff Stoners Like (twitter account here, I would highly recommend adding that one, it's good for a chuckle from time to time) call in to discuss that and the whole pot activism thing in general. Odd show for us I felt, not in a bad way, just different from a typical episode of RoR, though the feedback from people that listened live has been positive so I guess it must have been alright because we never hear from people that quickly... I can never tell this shit, I just know I talk a bunch, Jason looks at me like I'm fucking retarded and we drink some beer... That being said there was time for some of the usual RoR shenanigans... Like F-Bomb fun on SNL, loving our country because they allow ads like this one in support of boobies run on the air... Who the fuck couldn't stand behind boobies like that people?!?!? WHO?!?!? The revelation that what people thought was Hitler's skull, wasn't, everybody's favorite rapist/pedophile Roman Polanski being caught in Switzerland, you know the usual light hearted stuff... Listen if you want, read more about Marc Emery if you can, I'm not a huge fan of his, but admittedly he has done a TON of good work for the anti-prohibition movement and just for people in general. If you feel motivated write some people and try to help him out...
Back next week hopefully with the long awaited sexy show... Ohhh and your homework assignment... Maybe a few of you can drop a line to this girl (more here and here), be nice of course, just let her know we really want to talk to her..... Try not to close down her sites like the last couple we wanted to talk to... For some reason, they pulled everything offline... imagine that... Jason has a thing for her... can't say I blame him, I mean look at her... Anyway we want to talk to you Cristina... drop us a line show@robontradio.com. That's for you animals as well, drop us an email, let us know what you think, or leave us a message at 1-888-RobOnt1, we love hearing from you :) And of course thanks to our sponsors, Blubrry and GotoAssist.com
RobOnt Radio - Free Marc Emery 70.22 Meg MP3
Well after over a month off the boys return to podcasting, and not to a dungeon but to a fancy shmancy new "studio" (and for the curious there are pix here, here and here of it ,and yes the pix suck... but it was late.. cut me some slack ;-)). Of course after being off for a month there's tons to discuss including Kate Beckinsale getting it doggie style, their new time for tattoo's program, the Mylie Cyrus moral conundrum, Rob and Dan's last man date, discussion of Jason Blanchard's Stand Up an Bite me taping (watch the finals live this Friday night streaming at bite.ca). Of course we couldn't mention Jason without a Ron phone message, oh hey! Thanks to Sean for the Facebook fan group.. you can add yourselves by clicking here if you wish... What else, what else? Ohhh right... Hole in head guy, Cooking classes with Sinfully Sara... ohhh right, also another moral conondrum to discuss, well we get into it and leave that for our super sexy episode next week, but exactly why we're calling it that you'll have to listen to this episode to find out... and for a change you may actually wanna listen.... so click and listen already... and with that, a quick thanks to the Sean again for the facebook group, to you guys for the messages and emails while we were gone, to Jason Blanchard for the tv taping and good time, and so on and so forth and ya, thanks to Blubrry, Citrix and GotoAssist.com for the sponsorship of this episode... Now Listen....RobOnt Radio - Ill Informed Doggie Style Sex With Kate Beckinsale 87.8 Meg MP3
Sooooooo we had one last episode before ye old basement studio gets packed up to move to move to the new place and this was it my friends. Dan was here, as was Rob as was Jason Blanchard for the last basement show, and you would figure there would be some commiserating about our time in the dungeon, but noooooooo, instead we focused on much more important matters like the state of Britney Spears bikini line , go ahead, click the link and look at the stubble, you know you wanna. Also up was the serious business of analyzing the drugged up teaser of the Rebecca Gayheart/Eric Dane "threesome" video, but why stop there my friends? Some analysis of the Joe Rogan pee drinking video as well (and for the record we love Joe and wish he would slum it a bit and come on the show). What else what else?? Hmmmm... ohh right! Rob's love for his Hava box, we talk about Jason's new season of Stand Up and Bite Me which begins taping this Friday, and Rob and Dans man date to that taping (and if you're in the Toronto area and wanna go drop Jason a line at jason@jasonblanchard.com and if you're lucky maybe you too can get some of those fancy shmancy vip seats on Friday and join us. And despite being exhausted we managed to talk past the hour and a half mark, so I'm pretty sure that there was a lot more though I'll be damned if I can remember it now, so you'll just have to listen to it, just like our deaf listener did.... I shit you not on that last one btw, listen, you'll see.... err hear....RobOnt Radio - Britney Spears Bikini and Rebecca Gayhearts Threesome Sex Tape 89.6 Meg MP3And once again very special thanks to our friends at Goto Assist for sponsoring the program:
OK, so Jason's on vacation, Paulie is off doing whatever a closeted photographer does, which leaves Rob and Dan to their own devices.... And I'm sure those of you that have been listening for a while know exactly what device would get used in such a circumstance, and it doesget used.... and WELL... Which makes us want to discuss Kim Kardashians new hair style and debate her whether her ass is edible or not.... Rob decides it's time to play a game of would ya and pops out this, this, and this. Hey look! Ashley Greene got naked! Ya we don't know who the fuck Ashley Greene is either. There is discussion of horrible poo accidents though, maybe that will excite you, and our little starlette failed to call in, but friend of the show Old Black James didn't as he calls in to discuss his latest wish list. All in all a fun show I think, there's a lot more that happened, but I can't remember what so go listen and find out for yourselves would ya?
RobOnt Radio - Inappropriate Tuna Sandwiches 62.9 Meg MP3 1 Hour 6 Minutes
RobOnt Radio - Inappropriate Tuna Sandwiches 62.9 Meg MP3 1 Hour 6 Minutes
