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OK so a couple of videos today for you guys, one an example of bad sex, and one of good. Judging from the icon, I wonder if you can figure out which video THAT is from ;-) First video, hidden cam, wife, complete lack of enthusiasm on both parts... Second one, chick knows about the camera, is right into it... CLEARLY ;-) Apparently that second one is a Brazillian "scandal" video, so I dunno if she's famous or something, I was given any more information on it unfortunately, but it is a good view regardless.

How Not To 65.5 meg Windows Media
How To 124 meg Windows Media Sorry guys, no flash video on these ones today... little short on time....

And here we are on a lovely hump day... Blech... Wish this week would hurry up... Quick video for you guys today, and I know you're thinking why is there an icon of a girl with two candles hanging out of her poon/ass... Honestly I dunno, that's how it starts off... It gets pretty vanilla from there so need to worry about more bizarreness in this video, cuz that's as weird as it gets.. Shame really... they should have gone for a candelabra or something if you ask me but nooooooo just plain old sucking and fucking... Ahhh well can't win em all I guess....

 You, you light up my liiiiiife 98.3 Meg DIVX

And happy Fucking Friday people!!! Not overly exciting... sitting waiting around for the new members server to be released so I can start working on that filling my time by looking at this picture of Leighton Meester... I have NO idea who she is.. but she makes me feel REALLY funny in the pants... Speaking of feeling funny in the pants... Video of a good looking couple who evidently had that feeling themselves and decided to act on it... Right down here:
 
People fucking, imagine that 55.3 meg Windows Media

Ohh and voting starts today for the 2009 Podcast Awards... If you can go here and choose RobOnt in the Mature section it would be greatly appreciated... There's no real chance we can win going up against Adam Carolla... Unless something wierd happens and we can get a shitload of votes... but we'll give 'er a good ole college try any hoo... Maybe start sending people over to Adam Carolla's twitter or something, see if HE can get us some votes... hmmmm...

On a serious note, before I got started with my usual non-sense, November 11th is Remembrance Day here in Canada, and I just wanted to acknowledge, and pay respect to those brave souls who gave their lives so that my family and I could live the good life we do. You may be gone, but your sacrifice, is not forgotten, thank you so very very much.

On a site related note, there's been a real surge in memberships lately, thanks a lot guys, that really helps with the $300-$400 I pay every month in hosting bills. Members will post something for you a little later about a newer faster server for you guys, so check in there. For those of you that are sending me emails asking questions about memberships/etc and are waiting for a response, I respond to all of that stuff as fast as I can, if you haven't gotten a response within a few hours, it's either cuz it's late and I'm sleeping, or that it's gone to your spam folder. I've gotten a few people mentioning that my emails are getting marked as junk by some anti-spam services, so remember to check there if you don't see anything from me.

And of course a quick lil video for you maniacs, decent looking brunette slurping some weiner and then going for a ride....

Boink Boink meg Windows Media

I guess it is, 11:00 pm is cutting it a wee bit close, but this is really the first time I had a chance to sit down and right shit today.... blech... Sick wife, sick kid, accountant wanting stuff for year end, no RoR this evening cuz Jasons a wee bit off... meh... oh speaking of the RoR thing, for those of you that don't follow the site, we did get nominated for a Podcast Award for Best Mature Podcast, yay!! and thank you guys for the votes, I do honestly and seriously appreciate it :D Cool part of it is that Adam Carolla is also nominated, soooooo zero chance of winning, which I'm totally cool with because, hell we're in the same category as the Man Show guy, how the fuck could you not be thrilled with that?!?!? Soooo that's that, should be back next week barring any other strange illnesses.... Onto the porn, quicky cuz it's late, chick dances, strips, plays with herself, gets fucked.. In that order... and don't worry, no cuckoldery this time.... sorry Paul...

Well Hello Dare 26.6 meg Windows Media

A Guy, his wife, a black guy and camera man walk into a bedroom, tell me if you heard this one? Another little hint, as the icon would indicate the black guy is banging the guys wife while he watches and jerks off while the camera guy does what he is supposed to.... After that... I ain't telling you anymore... You'll just have to watch....

Would ya look at that... 48.8 meg MPG

ps-> For those of you looking for membership info you can find it here. Yes you can use that big money transfer service that shall remain unnamed. I just don't advertise that for obvious reasons.

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? Woops... where am I ??? Sorry about that... lack of sleep has got me channeling Bruce Campbell for some reason.... BUT I do have some work for you people.... Math work.... you got that?? OK so add together One Hot Chick + One Dooooode + One Video Camera, quick, no cheating, what's your answer??? OI!!! You over there!!! Eyes on your paper!!! Here, I'll give you one clue:
 
I see that mister... no passing notes 93 meg DIVX

And welcome to another Monday my friends... Had some down time with the Dot Net site that had me panicking like you wouldn't believe.... OK you probably would, but it was a hershey squirt afternoon because the server disappeared and then reappeared with a generic Welcome to Apache screen which left me panicked cuz I don't run Apache... Anyway problem resolved... Starting to think about doing a smaller version of the 12 Babes of Xmas again.. If any of you are interested in showing off your wives drop me a line, or if you're a lady that wants to show feel free to drop me a line as well.... Till then, a little video of a douche Israeli dooode and a decent looking chick... I can't say for sure they're Israeli, cuz I don't know the language, but I'm sure one of you will correct me if I'm wrong... Takes too fucking long to get going IMHO, but once it does it's alright... and I kinda dig the chick, so there ya go

Bang Bang Bang Middle Eastern Style 84.2 meg Windows Media

ps->RoR this evening at 9:00 pm eastern for those of you interested....

Quick little video today from one of those MILF sites, caught my attention because the chick is wearing lingerie, and my weakness for that is well documented. Got me to thinking though that there is something sexy about women in their 30's-40's that is hard to quantify... Fuck... did I just use the word quantify while trying to describe porn?!?!? ugh.. anyhoo, there's this something about them that is really friggin appealing.. Maybe it's the experience, I mean the 20 something's are hot cuz they're bodies are still 20 somethings, and they're sexy because the whole newness of sex hasn't worn off... But chicks a little older KNOW what is hot and know how to get it and just do it better... Am I just babbling??? Probably, but I'm still maintaining the milf thing is hot.. while the cougar thing isn't... wait.. that's a whole other discussion.. we'll have that later, for the time being the european chick that got this whole train of thought started... Some of you 30-40 something chicks needed to weigh in on this... and get naked for us as well ;-)

Milfy fun 58.3 meg Windows Media

Well my friends I'm back from the land of hippies (also known as Victoria, BC), though as I was saying to Jason and Dan last night on the show, I dunno if it's really that anymore, kind of seems more like the land of 90's grunge fans... All part of the same family I suppose, anyhoo I stumbled across this lil video today of a couple making good use of their hotel room, something I did not. So instead of watching a fat fucking 40 year old watching tv and scratching his balls, I thought I'd throw up this video of 2 thin twenty somethings doing something else to that area... More palatable I think, unless you're into fat old bald guys, in which case, this may not be the site for you....

Let me see if I can scratch that itch for you 50 Meg Windows Media