OK I'm starting this video off with a HUGE disclaimer... This video was sent to me anonymously, I don't know who it came from, I can't tell if it is or isn't her, I don't know... That being said whoever it is that sent it to me labeled the tape Carrie Prejean sex tape. We know there are videos of her, masturbating, and this is allegedly what is contained in this video. Again, I don't know if it's her, I haven't been able to find this anywhere, so if it is, it's a scoop.... If anyone can tell if it is or isn't her, I'll amend the entry with that, or if I get a C&D then we'll know it was something... So till then...
One of the alleged Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes 27.6 meg WMV
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OK so a couple of videos today for you guys, one an example of bad sex, and one of good. Judging from the icon, I wonder if you can figure out which video THAT is from ;-) First video, hidden cam, wife, complete lack of enthusiasm on both parts... Second one, chick knows about the camera, is right into it... CLEARLY ;-) Apparently that second one is a Brazillian "scandal" video, so I dunno if she's famous or something, I was given any more information on it unfortunately, but it is a good view regardless.
Two episodes in one week?!?! How can that be?!?! Well my friends, a little shuffle of the usual suspects this week, Dan and Jason D are not here, but Paul is, as is friend of the show Jason Blanchard. Jason was back from a 4+ week western Canada tour, and about to depart on another 5 week jaunt to Sascatch... Suskath.. errr out west again so we HAD to squeeze him in before he split. Obviously the show is a little bit different than usual, but not worry, lots of talk about deviant sex acts, life on the road, politics, and hell even religion. More than enough in there to upset the unacquainted I'm sure... Which we also discuss.. Pissing off strangers that is, but I don't wanna give any more any, so like listen, or don't...ohhh and PS... Bob is your uncle...
And here we are on a lovely hump day... Blech... Wish this week would hurry up... Quick video for you guys today, and I know you're thinking why is there an icon of a girl with two candles hanging out of her poon/ass... Honestly I dunno, that's how it starts off... It gets pretty vanilla from there so need to worry about more bizarreness in this video, cuz that's as weird as it gets.. Shame really... they should have gone for a candelabra or something if you ask me but nooooooo just plain old sucking and fucking... Ahhh well can't win em all I guess....
OK sooooo yet another from the "I dunno who" celebrity sex tape files. This one is gonna take some guessing on my part because the translation sux donkey balls, here's what it reads, then I'll tell you my guesses at it:
And happy Fucking Friday people!!! Not overly exciting... sitting waiting around for the new members server to be released so I can start working on that filling my time by looking at this picture of Leighton Meester... I have NO idea who she is.. but she makes me feel REALLY funny in the pants...
Speaking of feeling funny in the pants... Video of a good looking couple who evidently had that feeling themselves and decided to act on it... Right down here:
On a serious note, before I got started with my usual non-sense, November 11th is Remembrance Day here in Canada, and I just wanted to acknowledge, and pay respect to those brave souls who gave their lives so that my family and I could live the good life we do. You may be gone, but your sacrifice, is not forgotten, thank you so very very much.
I guess it is, 11:00 pm is cutting it a wee bit close, but this is really the first time I had a chance to sit down and right shit today.... blech... Sick wife, sick kid, accountant wanting stuff for year end, no RoR this evening cuz Jasons a wee bit off... meh... oh speaking of the RoR thing, for those of you that don't follow the site, we did get nominated for a Podcast Award for Best Mature Podcast, yay!! and thank you guys for the votes, I do honestly and seriously appreciate it :D Cool part of it is that Adam Carolla is also nominated, soooooo zero chance of winning, which I'm totally cool with because, hell we're in the same category as the Man Show guy, how the fuck could you not be thrilled with that?!?!? Soooo that's that, should be back next week barring any other strange illnesses.... Onto the porn, quicky cuz it's late, chick dances, strips, plays with herself, gets fucked.. In that order... and don't worry, no cuckoldery this time.... sorry Paul...
A Guy, his wife, a black guy and camera man walk into a bedroom, tell me if you heard this one? Another little hint, as the icon would indicate the black guy is banging the guys wife while he watches and jerks off while the camera guy does what he is supposed to.... After that... I ain't telling you anymore... You'll just have to watch....
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? Woops... where am I ??? Sorry about that... lack of sleep has got me channeling Bruce Campbell for some reason.... BUT I do have some work for you people.... Math work.... you got that?? OK so add together One Hot Chick + One Dooooode + One Video Camera, quick, no cheating, what's your answer??? OI!!! You over there!!! Eyes on your paper!!! Here, I'll give you one clue:
And welcome to another action packed episode of RoR, and before I get to deep into the discussion, there is a picture that is relevant to something I say at the beginning of the show, had to throw that out there so that you guys don't give me the same look of horror that I got from Jason as the words came out of my mouth. Now that that's out of the way, I will say that this show (from my standpoint) was probably one of the funniest episodes we've done, so much so that I gave up towards the end because of a headache I got from laughing too much. You know what that means to you guys? Absolutely nuffin probably... I don't know if discussions of ass eating, proper grooming techniques and man dates are your cup of tea... But that's what we talked about at great length this evening and it was a good time... So as usual, listen if you are so inclined, don't if you're not, a sincere thank you VERY much to the people that have joined the Facebook group, it's nice to be able to put a face to who we're talking out there and we do appreciate you guys joining the group, and hope a few more of you will as well. And of course thanks to the people at GotoAssist.com and Blubrry for helping make this show possible :)