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Aaaaand you’re out on a boat and need to change.. do you stand on deck and do it for all the paparazzi to catch or do you go down under?? I want to be the first to congratulate Ms Halliwell on choosing correctly

When you’re going on a nationally broadcast tv show and not wearing a bra… you should probably be a lil bit more careful in how you bend over… Right JLo?

Hey fine people and welcome to Tit Slip Tuesday where you can see Khloe Khardashians (Or Chewbecca as I like to call her) and Lady Gaga’s titties… Why you would want to see them I do not know…. actually I do.. they’re famous.. they have boobs.. they must be seen… so look, point and laugh my friends…

OK so these pix got leaked this morning supposedly of Blake Lively… they look like her to me but I could be wrong and there was a statement by her publicist this morning that went a little bit like this (ok actually a lot like this):

“The photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites including Perez Hilton and Zap2it.com are 100 percent FAKE. Blake has never taken nude photos of herself. Blake will pursue legal action against the publication which initially published these photographs and any other outlets that republish them in any manner.”

I was going along with it until the the “pursue legal action” part… Now I’m no lawyer or anything, but if they’re not of her how on earth could you threaten legal action?? You guys draw your own conclusions..

Ya know… it always surprises me how big her boobies are… And them is some damn pale nipples… God bless Lindsay and her batshit crazy ways… now Linds… give us all the goods in a clear shot already would ya??? kthnx

Wonder what Mick thinks of his daughter Lizzy getting nude for a men’s magazine? Doesn’t matter.. makes me happy.. and makes me think of Star Star for some reason

OK sooooo my love of reality chicks has been long documented… err well it was on the old site anyway.. might have to bring some of that back at some point, anyhoooooo.. here’s a rather well know dancer chick from Dancing With The Stars.. I’ve been told that anyway.. I wouldn’t know that first hand because it’s Dancing With The Stars and well, I have a penis.. So it goes without saying I haven’t seen the show… I will say this chick is really hot… but I gotta ask… if you’re gonna get naked why the fuck have you gotta hide the money shot? Seriously… You look good.. you’re gonna get old and it’ll all fall apart at some point.. Why not just go for it while you’re still in this shape and give it all to us??!?!?! Why damnit whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!?!?!?

Sooooo yesterday I was bitching and moaning about how the paparazzi couldn’t get a clear shot of Kate Bosworth topless… and then today these appear… apparently there is someone up there listening… nice

Wow there’s lots of celeb nudity for a Monday… First off Kirsten Dunst, I know it’s a far off shot, but man does her body look smoking hawt.. she needs to get nekkid in plain sight for us based on that (and there’s a video here). Next up there’s Kate Bosworth topless (more here), and whoever took those should be beaten with a greasy wiener for not being competent enough to get a proper shot. And then there’s Evan Rachel Wood… video here… I dunno what to say other than yes please…. which leads us to our last “famous” person… Amber Rose.. I think she’s famous for fucking Kanye.. right? Talk about big juicy titties… shame about the dome though.. she needs to get the memo that bald is not beautiful on chicks.. especially chicks with big juicy titties.. that should be considered criminal behavior… ps-> one more add.. Coco and her ridiculous tits.. again famous for fucking a rapper.. take note girls.. big tits, real or not and fucking a rapper make for fame.. wonder if we could get the same result by substituting “sending pix of them to a fat bald blogger” instead of  “fucking a rapper”… might be worth trying… *cough*

oh hai… me here…. I saw these today and felt the need to repost them with the following comments… This is Christie Brinkley… You remember her… married to Billy Joel for a while… Uptown Girl… remember? Ya her… Here is her birthday.. February 2, 1954.. That would make her  ahhhh… mmm.. carry the one… multiply by pi.. err… FIFTY SEVEN!?!?!?! vampires exist people… you should be afraid.. ohh btw RoR will return.. and I think I’ll start updating this thing again soon.. it’s been too long..