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OK so I lied, I’m NOT done today, I was gonna be, but then I saw this video of a Coke and Mentos powered rocket car… I think there’s a law that says if you see such awesomeness you must post it.. So I’m just following the law

I HAD to start off this post with Steve Jobs introducing the iPad ala Star Wars…. OK I didn’t have to but it seemed appropriate because I just wanted to give a tiny little review after a few days with the thing. I got the thing for my wife and honestly I didn’t really think it was gonna be something that I would use, but after a couple of days of stealing it from my wife when I could, I have to admit I get the appeal of the thing now. It’s a cool device for sitting back on the couch and farting around with while watching tv, or while pinching a loaf, though in my case that warps the aluminum backing… Flash missing is a bit of a drag but I can live with that, BUT, I have one question for Steve-O, why the FUCK can’t I watch trailers on Apple’s trailer site?? For gods sake man, it’s your own fucking site, get it to work with your products… That’s my sole complaint so far.

Random question for you guys, why the hell does it seem that “religious” people seem to be the most intolerant and spout the most hatred? I was in a “conversation” on facebook and it amazes me how the devout don’t give a shit about people genuinely suffering that don’t fit into their agenda. It amazes me… and not in a good way…

DaKnee, that pictures for you, I’m sure the RoR loyal will understand why. For those you that don’t, I will reserve my comments/opinions until the November 23rd of this year. Speaking of the show, we didn’t do it last night, obviously, Guitar Hero called, we answered. You know the drill.

That pic is for me, Kristen Steward is hot AND legal… What more could you ask for in a spank bank inductee? What people what?!?!? That’s it for today. At least I think so.. be good people, someone has to

Well we the fine second class citizens of the world were finally deemed worthy enough to receive our iPads, and receive it I did. I am a hopeless gadget junkie as anyone that knows me will attest, but I didn’t actually buy this thing for myself, but picked it up for the lovely Mrs. Ont who spends a couple of hours each day on the train. Opened it up and started playing with it and I totally get the appeal of the thing now. I wasn’t completely sold on it before but I have to admit, surfing on this thing is awesome. I keep a laptop around me for when I watch tv, so I can surf and tune in or tune out, this thing would definitely make a good replacement for that laptop. But we’ll see… I always get excited when I get something new.. mind you, I don’t think I’ll get to play with much once it gets home…. S’alright, WWDC is just over a week away, obviously the new iPhone gets announced, and that’s on the must buy list, but apparently there are rumblings of a $99 Apple TV unit. If they turn out to be true that price point might coax me into picking one up. I am an iDouche.. I know… and aren’t iWords fucking annoying? They are.. don’t argue.. that’s why I use them… cuz iCan and iSuck

Hey… I dunno who Hayley Williams is, but.. wait.. that’s a lie.. I know who she is. Now anyway, apparently she’s some singer of some emo band that made the unfortunate mistake of leaving a topless pic where someone could find it, and they did, and it got posted, and apparently now she’s mad… grrrrrr. look at me.. I’m all emo cuz you saw my boobies… grrrrrrr

Put down the black lipstick darling, your boobies look fine. There’s nothing to be mad about. I also think all girls need to post pix of their boobies online so when they’re like 60 something and the boobies are looking not so great, you have something to look at and go “See, I did look good nekkid”…. No one listens to me though.. they should.. I know of what I speak when it comes to boobies… and with that… go have a nice weekend.. it’ll do you good…