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OK I'm starting this video off with a HUGE disclaimer... This video was sent to me anonymously, I don't know who it came from, I can't tell if it is or isn't her, I don't know... That being said whoever it is that sent it to me labeled the tape Carrie Prejean sex tape. We know there are videos of her, masturbating, and this is allegedly what is contained in this video. Again, I don't know if it's her, I haven't been able to find this anywhere, so if it is, it's a scoop.... If anyone can tell if it is or isn't her, I'll amend the entry with that, or if I get a C&D then we'll know it was something... So till then...

One of the alleged Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes 27.6 meg WMV

OK so a couple of videos today for you guys, one an example of bad sex, and one of good. Judging from the icon, I wonder if you can figure out which video THAT is from ;-) First video, hidden cam, wife, complete lack of enthusiasm on both parts... Second one, chick knows about the camera, is right into it... CLEARLY ;-) Apparently that second one is a Brazillian "scandal" video, so I dunno if she's famous or something, I was given any more information on it unfortunately, but it is a good view regardless.

How Not To 65.5 meg Windows Media
How To 124 meg Windows Media Sorry guys, no flash video on these ones today... little short on time....

Two episodes in one week?!?! How can that be?!?! Well my friends, a little shuffle of the usual suspects this week, Dan and Jason D are not here, but Paul is, as is friend of the show Jason Blanchard. Jason was back from a 4+ week western Canada tour, and about to depart on another 5 week jaunt to Sascatch... Suskath.. errr out west again so we HAD to squeeze him in before he split. Obviously the show is a little bit different than usual, but not worry, lots of talk about deviant sex acts, life on the road, politics, and hell even religion. More than enough in there to upset the unacquainted I'm sure... Which we also discuss.. Pissing off strangers that is, but I don't wanna give any more any, so like listen, or don't...ohhh and PS... Bob is your uncle...

RobOnt Radio Episode 136 - Ass To Mouth Cuz It Feels Like Home (Duration: 1:39:00 -- 90.6MB)

And here we are on a lovely hump day... Blech... Wish this week would hurry up... Quick video for you guys today, and I know you're thinking why is there an icon of a girl with two candles hanging out of her poon/ass... Honestly I dunno, that's how it starts off... It gets pretty vanilla from there so need to worry about more bizarreness in this video, cuz that's as weird as it gets.. Shame really... they should have gone for a candelabra or something if you ask me but nooooooo just plain old sucking and fucking... Ahhh well can't win em all I guess....

 You, you light up my liiiiiife 98.3 Meg DIVX

OK sooooo yet another from the "I dunno who" celebrity sex tape files. This one is gonna take some guessing on my part because the translation sux donkey balls, here's what it reads, then I'll tell you my guesses at it:

Sordid story of Ferial Lamdjadani TV Algerienne Moderator sextape the presenter of Algerian TV ferial lamdjadani in Sheraton of Oran (Western province) and a certain Omar owner of Gamma vision or not other known publishing house. It is famous for its advertising spot for Djezzy, the mobile operator, she's the daughter of the famous Driss Lamdjadani international handball legend. since the loss of this video omar is in jail.

Now my guess at this is, the chick is Ferial and she's an Algerian TV announcer. She's also the daughter of a handball legend named Driss Lamdjadani, I know, I know, they don't get much bigger than daughters of hand ball legends... Unless it's a distant cousin of a Foosball champion, but we're not that lucky today. She made a sex tape with another media guy named Omar. Tape got out, he got busted for making it (as they tend to in that part of the world) and here's the sex tape... Though I think this is less of a celebrity sex tape and more of an example of how not to have anal sex..but you make your own call on that...

Ferial Lamdjadani Sex Tape 112 Meg DIVX

And we are back with an early edition of RoR this week my friends, lots on the table to discuss including our nomination for Mature Podcast in the 2009 Podcast Awards (you're hassling all your friends and Adam Carolla to vote for us right?). Of course we have to talk about the Rob-less date night the other three goons had.... And just because he was lonely Dan took Rob to see Paranormal Activity, so there's some discussion about that fucking sleep loss causing movie. HEY!!! back to the awards thing for a sec... We decided we need our OWN awards show... So we're gonna start working on that... and remember we need your ideas for for categories and nominees... And to give you an example, Jason's nomination for Cunt Most Likely To Not Answer E-mails/Tweets: ZomgItsCriss.... *cough* But he still loves her I'm sure. Anyway you guys no the drill, thanks for listening, thanks for participating, thanks for joining the Facebook group, thanks to GotoAssist.com for the sponsorship, and take this:

  RobOnt Radio Episode 135 - A Shitty Miley Cyrus See Thru Download (Duration: 1:16:42 -- 70.2MB)

And happy Fucking Friday people!!! Not overly exciting... sitting waiting around for the new members server to be released so I can start working on that filling my time by looking at this picture of Leighton Meester... I have NO idea who she is.. but she makes me feel REALLY funny in the pants... Speaking of feeling funny in the pants... Video of a good looking couple who evidently had that feeling themselves and decided to act on it... Right down here:
 
People fucking, imagine that 55.3 meg Windows Media

Ohh and voting starts today for the 2009 Podcast Awards... If you can go here and choose RobOnt in the Mature section it would be greatly appreciated... There's no real chance we can win going up against Adam Carolla... Unless something wierd happens and we can get a shitload of votes... but we'll give 'er a good ole college try any hoo... Maybe start sending people over to Adam Carolla's twitter or something, see if HE can get us some votes... hmmmm...

On a serious note, before I got started with my usual non-sense, November 11th is Remembrance Day here in Canada, and I just wanted to acknowledge, and pay respect to those brave souls who gave their lives so that my family and I could live the good life we do. You may be gone, but your sacrifice, is not forgotten, thank you so very very much.

On a site related note, there's been a real surge in memberships lately, thanks a lot guys, that really helps with the $300-$400 I pay every month in hosting bills. Members will post something for you a little later about a newer faster server for you guys, so check in there. For those of you that are sending me emails asking questions about memberships/etc and are waiting for a response, I respond to all of that stuff as fast as I can, if you haven't gotten a response within a few hours, it's either cuz it's late and I'm sleeping, or that it's gone to your spam folder. I've gotten a few people mentioning that my emails are getting marked as junk by some anti-spam services, so remember to check there if you don't see anything from me.

And of course a quick lil video for you maniacs, decent looking brunette slurping some weiner and then going for a ride....

Boink Boink meg Windows Media

I guess it is, 11:00 pm is cutting it a wee bit close, but this is really the first time I had a chance to sit down and right shit today.... blech... Sick wife, sick kid, accountant wanting stuff for year end, no RoR this evening cuz Jasons a wee bit off... meh... oh speaking of the RoR thing, for those of you that don't follow the site, we did get nominated for a Podcast Award for Best Mature Podcast, yay!! and thank you guys for the votes, I do honestly and seriously appreciate it :D Cool part of it is that Adam Carolla is also nominated, soooooo zero chance of winning, which I'm totally cool with because, hell we're in the same category as the Man Show guy, how the fuck could you not be thrilled with that?!?!? Soooo that's that, should be back next week barring any other strange illnesses.... Onto the porn, quicky cuz it's late, chick dances, strips, plays with herself, gets fucked.. In that order... and don't worry, no cuckoldery this time.... sorry Paul...

Well Hello Dare 26.6 meg Windows Media